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so there is this guy I've been talking to for the past few months, we used to talk like everyday even though we never met in person. It seems that I'm way more into him than he is into me. The past few weeks I've trying to talk to him but he just reply
lucky-33: June 2010 The last 10 photos I have posted (including this one) are all from an old cell phone. That explains their poor quality. But I like them, so I figured others might as well. I’ll get back to images shot with my DSLR soon, but I have
I had a pissa coming here this morning but only one hour sleep and had two drinks at 8 am which I never have done and didn’t do well with that now I’m paying for it. Nap time.
For our anniversary hubby bought me a series of lessons from a golf pro. I preferred to stay home and read DL Davito’s deliciously sexy books, but I decided to be a good wife and I took the lessons… The golf pro made me happy I did…
As your wife got ready to go on a corporate retreat with her boss, you told her to have fun between meetings. But since you knew the reputation of her boss, Mr Davito, you asked her to call you before doing anything he asked her to do. When she called
Mary wanted to surprise her hubby for their first anniversary and cook him a gourmet meal. But she didn’t really know how to cook, so she looked at ads in Craigs List and found a chef willing to teach her. Mary didn’t realize that the people on
You love your beautiful, vivacious wife with all your heart. But she is a chatterbox and wants all of your attention. Normally that’s not a problem, but you have gotten into fantasy league football and find it hard to concentrate on the games and
laurensilkhotwife: “I know it’s a company party but it’s still a party, right? Everyone’s had a couple of drinks by now - who cares if I have a little fun? If your bosses were that upset would they still be asking me to dance?”
But maybe a naked lap-dance… …would be crossing the line?
But it’s really his fault. He should know you can’t put restrictions on a hall pass. And those guys were real charmers… I just hope the guy holding the camera will be discrete.
I was very excited when I told my hubby that I was chosen to go on a company retreat for a long weekend. But when I told him it was to be in a single lodge and I was the only female picked to attend, he wasn’t too happy. But he gave me the okay
But it did give her a chance to get to know her colleagues a little better…
I’ll have to teach her the proper way hold a rifle but she did hit the target on her first try! #instaphoto #thejr'z #shooting #fun (Taken with Instagram)
donotruninfear: YES! It is fun to think of them as the same character. :D
wifeswickedlust: “Oh no, fellows. I know we are away from home and no one would never know, but I’m not taking my clothes off. After all, I’m a married woman and my husband wouldn’t like me showing my body to strange men… Well…… maybe
Fred Meyer is carrying this stool for a short while! I remember this from wayyyyy back. Can’t remember if we had one or the grandparents did but my memory tickles me with it. (Taken with Instagram)
supersherlock: followedbyrainbows: orrahyu: stephnrice: glassmountain: stfuconservatives: nextyearsgirl: This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this: The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules
I have mixed feelings about this. But would still love to receive it :-)
professor-sweetpea: jumblejo: oldfilmsflicker: The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW” better
sirmitchell: I’ve been waiting since about September to see Saturn and I’m so stoked it’s back, even if it means going outside in the cold at 5 in the morning to look at it. The picture itself is a bit out of focus, grainy, etc. but I’m pretty
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kenwaldorf: You’re only a danger to me, But the party ain’t the same without ya… so Gimme that Vodkaaaa!
A poster for the Montreal - Fun-A-Day - Show'N'Tell! Not that anyone is keeping track, but my Fun-A-Day project for 2013 failed to meet its goals (drawing double portraits of a queer person for every day in January) and in an attempt to compensate for
I want to join all their clubs even garnet’s “stand by a wall and people watch” club. Oh anon, Me too. Last thread had me chuckling at the idea of Garnet standing there waiting for people to join her club but wont because she looks
fun overwatch highlights of the night we were in Volskaya on attack and outside the spawn door during the waiting period was a Genji and i waved at him and he waved back, sadly we all dropped from the game cause my friend’s game froze and lagged so
But most importantly, have fun.Also, don’t hate me for drawing this stuff, I’m just trying to have some fun in my otherwise bleak existence.
Fun with layers B)
honeythe-elfqueen: does anyone else just swirl around the Tumblr chat/video/text options on the Tumblr app when they’re bored they should make a snake game out of thisAnyone recommend any fun apps for their phone when bored? Down for learning or
Fun fact: getting your nipples binder clipped hurts a fuck ton
misterpornographic: joeydftba: meido: washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment whoa what and with one single post, you’ve
But you guise im falling in love with Akdong Musician ;A;
wearejustvisiting: pyonkotchi: pyonkotchi: kids having fun dont make fandoms cringy weird racist adults and porn artists ruin fandoms far more than any child ever has yall real damn mad about this post huh
Fun, Thrilling, and Rip-Roarin' Good Time
slbtumblng:collaredginger:People who talk shit to others for self inserts/OC x Canon art Grow up and have fun like moi. b-but bro….im still waiting to see you and mama > n<
But of course. ^_^
bigdickfartsapolka: derinthescarletpescatarian: coyotetrickster: nudityandnerdery: derinthemadscientist: feyariel: derinthemadscientist: derinthemadscientist: Play idea: perform MacBeth, but when the witches are doing their prophecy thing, they
But...i poop from there...
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justamus: cute-overload: My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside. He hates you. He hates everything. But especially you.
littlenightthinker: Tippi Degré, the girl who spent her childhood in the African jungle Tippi Degré could be a normal girl, but for the fact of having lived 13 years of her life in the African jungle, living with all kinds of animals, from the most
amazeballzz: my-little-underground: mydarling: animalcrossingofficial: animalcrossingofficial: ????? this looks good but why the baby head OH HOLY SHIT 1. Sorry but this actually looks like a good cake. 2. Glad they remembered the butthole. I
the-science-llama: Rare footage of an Oarfish in the WildVideo — Via DeepSeaNews Of all bony fish, the oarfish, Regalecus glesne, is the longest. It is suggested that oarfish can reach up to 15 meters (49 feet) in length but actual recorded lengths
the-science-llama: You can see your own DNA with a few simple steps. You can watch this video to let Brian Cox explain it to you, but it might get taken down from Youtube again so I’ll explain it here. First you need to get some of your cells, a
the-science-llama: Tungsten has a melting point of 3422°C which is extremely hot! Carbon has a higher melting point, see this periodic table of melting points, but at atmospheric pressure liquid carbon can’t exist, instead it just sublimates
But listen closely. Not for very much longer
A 17 year old Russian girl has a doll-like face but physique of a body builder. She is a powerlifter.
rowslalonde: hey everybody!!! i’m at 69 followers now and that’s a really low number but i’m an immature college student so i decided the occasion was still momentous enough to warrant celebration. haha. 69 so! i’m giving away your choice of
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
hawkeolantern:i think it’s so cute when games are like “sometimes stealth is the best option you don’t have to kill everything in the room” like bless ur heart game but everything in this room is goING TO DIE
christopher-walken: My mini comic, “Gross… But Fun” for Krystal Down’s zine “Fluids n’ Squirt’s”!
But dear I'm gone, and that's the lousy truth.